There are too many parts of my life that are shaped by Seinfeld. Much like George Costanza, I pride myself on being able to "sniff out a deal" or find the best public drinking fountain, toilet or restroom in a given area. I normally avoid trying to pay for bottled water since, like Jim Gaffigan says, I can get it "free from any faucet."
The problem is, there's not as many free faucets anymore where one can re-hydrate. I found this out as I walked through Downtown Houston on my lunch hour, ending up at Discovery Green. It's an especially compounded problem since our building does not have working drinking fountains. (More on that later.) So, I thought to myself, "Where are Houston's, and especially Downtown Houston's, nicest drinking fountains and public toilets?"
Restrooms
Hotel Icon, the Hilton, the Westin and the Magnolia Hotel all have excellent facilities. Hotel bathrooms are typically great places of refuge, however, public parks are typically known for a lack of cleanliness, if they have bathrooms at all. Only Houston's Discovery Green has full restroom facilities.
Hopefully Houstonians can help compile a list to find "Houston's Most Magnificent Facilities". I've started to list a few on a Google Map, so feel free to add your suggestions at the bottom of the page. Houston, where are the best drinking fountains and public restrooms?
Drinking Fountains
Public drinking fountains are disappearing from collegiate and professional athletic arenas. They're disappearing from rest areas. And may new drinking fountains are being supplied by non-profits, not municipalities. This trend is prevalent in every part of the country, so it should come as no surprise that drinking fountains are either disappearing or not being maintained here in Houston.
The issue of public drinking fountains strikes a nerve with me because it's something that impacts me every day. Our our building, the Bob Lanier Public Works Building, does not have any working drinking fountains. That's why I make my daily trip to the Julia Ideson Library to refill. And, by looking at our city's Capital Improvement Plan for the next number of years, it doesn't look like we can expect new fountains or plumbing anytime soon. But, there are drinking fountain upgrades being planned for City Hall and the City Hall Annex in both the 2014-2018 Adopted Capital Improvement Plan, as well as the 2015-2019 Proposed Capital Improvement Plan, in order to bring those fountains into compliance to "meet the State's accessibility requirements." There must not be any requirement in providing drinking water in a public building. For a city that chronicles its history of providing drinking water, its hard to fathom why its own Department of Public Works building has no operational drinking fountains.
Public Health and Drinking Fountains
A recent Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study examined water consumption among secondary school children in California. The results aren't surprising. California schools must provide free drinking water in food consumption areas, but only about four percent of students drank the provided water. It's unclear from the study if students drank their own bottled water. If there was no water provided, I would guess the numbers would be lower.
My Downtown Walk: Houston's Public Drinking Fountains and Restrooms
Market Square - Downtown's newest park is fit with three drinking fountains, however, two of the three are within the park's dog run area. Best of luck navigating that area. I hope this doesn't indicate that dog usage comes with higher consideration in the design of our parks than humans usage does. Also, how do these fountains drain the water that might not make it into your, and everyone else's, mouth? Restrooms are available, but are intended for Niko Niko's customers only.
When dog drinking fountains equal the number of human drinking fountains, we have stopped designing parks for people.
Some Observations from my Downtown Houston Walk
Hermann Square - There aren't any drinking fountains in front of Houston City Hall, but while the fountain in front of City Hall is being upgraded, it would be a perfect opportunity to run another water line to add a drinking fountain. On hot days visitors and downtown workers might love that.
Tranquility Park - There are two drinking fountains in Downtown Houston's Tranquility Park, where you can regularly see homeless folks gather to hydrate or brush their teeth. But, sadly, only one drinking fountain is flowing.
Root Memorial Square Park - This is a gem of a park tucked on the southeast side of Downtown Houston in the shadows of the Toyota Center, with one cold drinking fountain.
Jones Plaza - It was the coldest drinking fountain I found, but it's hidden from sight from the street. It's good to know about on hot days. There are also restrooms, but only open when there are special events at the plaza. (Events rarely happen here though, disappointingly.)
Heights Boulevard - There are drinking fountains at I-10, 7th Street, 11th Street and 20th Street, much to the appreciation of those running up and down the boulevard.
Hotel Icon, the Hilton Americas, Magnolia Hotel and Westin Houston Downtown have some of the nicest public restrooms downtown, as well as drinking fountains.
For a dark horse in both categories though, I nominate the facilities at the Houston Library's Julia Ideson Building. Yes, I'm sure there are better facilities, especially in places like hotels, and specifically Hotel Icon (my winner in the hotel bathroom category), but for a public facility it's quite magnificent. Houston, let's hear about your "magnificent facilities".